dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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