I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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