There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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