16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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