Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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