FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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