He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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