So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
