I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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