Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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