so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
So squirting runs in the family.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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