so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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