were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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