I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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