At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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