I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
