return my video game
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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