Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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