Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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