i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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