ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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