oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
