I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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