Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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