you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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