No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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