While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Randomize
