we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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