is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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