it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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