FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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