i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I have feelings that need drinking.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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