Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
she woke up with a sticky ear
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
honey bunches of taint.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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