i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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