I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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