Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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