it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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