david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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