Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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