Is it normal to miss your booty call?
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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