That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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