my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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