we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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