ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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