i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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