Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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