I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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