Sry I called you an 8
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
