Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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