She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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